GREETINGS, DEAR TRAVELERS!
perhaps you are lost? no matter, i shall explain anyways!
You have found yourself in my domain! That is to say, my web domain, haha...
Delightful, is it not? I sure hope so. You would not believe the amount of blood and tears that go into making a layout this hard to look at.
...
ah, i sense dissatisfaction.
was it truly that disappointing? hm.
this must be rectified.
i shall dazzle you with one of my classic 'tricks'!
simply click upon the image, and your prize shall appear!!
that is right-
You have been granted the distinct pleasure of viewing my grand visage!
...i sure look great today, don't i?
I DO NOT CARE THAT IT WAS ANTI-CLIMACTIC! *YOU'RE* ANTI-CLIMACTIC!!! AUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!