the REAL about page

Hello. I'll try to answer any queries you may have.
This pile of spaghetti code that I call my website is a

work in progress.

I go by many aliases. Here's a handful of them.

Keyboard, K-⛤, J, Jamie, Breadstix, SP, and various lengthy usernames.

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More information, if you so desire it:
I'm a hobbyist. I enjoy life's many pleasures. I'm what many call "a casual". I like short walks in the park and tequila sunrises. I recently had to give up drinking Baja Blast for health reasons. I'm lonely, but social interaction gives me a headache. My favorite fair ride is "The Whizzer". I check my email daily. My worst vice is semi-expensive meat snacks. I don't work well under pressure. I'm a quick learner. I'll admit to acting pretentious at times. I often do things because I think they're "funny". I listen to all genres of music except the kind that has anime girls moaning in it. I'm lactose intolerant. I once pretended to be French-Canadian to avoid someone online and did hours of research for it. I keep screenshots of video game achievements on a harddrive somewhere. Some have described me as "an outgoing introvert". I used to make spreadsheets for fun. Every year, I buy a new calendar and leave it stuck on February. I'm well-hydrated.

This may seem like a lot. It is.
If you have any questions, contact me! I'd like to build a FAQ.
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